Saturday, January 15, 2005

Women over 30! all Women who are over 30!!!

Written by Andy Rooney
from CBS 60 Minutes

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age,
I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle
of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?".
She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do.
And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough
to be assured in who she is, what she is,
what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 30 give a damn
what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance
to introduce you to her women friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore
even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted
to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 30 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk
if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.....Andy Rooney


For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire Pig,
just to get a little sausage...

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