Friday, February 04, 2005

What a coincidence!

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat
at the bar next to a female patron.
He turned to her and said, "This is a special day,
I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman,
"I'm celebrating too."
She clinked glasses with him and said,
"What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied.
"For months all my hens were infertile,
but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence," the woman said.
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child.
Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant.

How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

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