Friday, February 04, 2005

The Wedding Test!

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
when we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way,
and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me,
and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she could
not overcome and did not really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want to go ahead with it
just come up and get me."

I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house
and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!

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