Saturday, February 19, 2005

PARTY JOKES

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me."
= That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
= That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich......"
= That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
= That's Customer Feedback

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