A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble
with one of her students.
The teacher asks, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough.
She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her,
"I think Harry can go to the third grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal,
"No, no! Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
The principal is breaking out in a sweat.
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do
that a man steps into?"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
The principal's eyes open wide!!!
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink
then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up,
a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer...
Harry: Shake hands.
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me you feel good.
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
The principal is about to faint!
Harry: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief
and said to the teacher, "Send Harry to university,
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"