Sunday, March 06, 2005

The Buffalo Theory!

The Buffalo (and Beer) Theory!
Posted by Hello
The Buffalo Theory! explained by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers,
Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!"

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