Laws of Irony!

These are the things everyone experiences
but no one finds in Books.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss, you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre,
the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law:
If you change lanes, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that
a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something,
which will last until the coffee is cold.