The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!
- who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
- who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman- who asks her
"do you want it in the front or the back?"
- who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer
- who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
- who insists to her "if you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter
- who always goes deep into the bush,
always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots,
but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"