Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Men in a Woman's Life!

The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!

The Doctor
- who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

The Dentist
- who tells her to "open wide."

The Milkman- who asks her
"do you want it in the front or the back?"

The Hairdresser
- who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Designer
- who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

The Banker
- who insists to her "if you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest!"

The Primal Hunter
- who always goes deep into the bush,
always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots,
but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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