Laughter...The Best Medicine
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
Custom Officer : "Your name pls?"
Arabian : "Abdul Aziz"
Custom Officer : "Sex?"
Arabian : "Six times a week!"
Custom Officer : "No, no, I mean male or female!"
Arabian : "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and .
Wife on the cover of "missing persons".
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
Teacher : What do you want to become?
Little Johnny : Doctor !!
Teacher : Why?
Little Johnny : Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist : "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
Dentist : "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die, wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
75 yr. old man got married to a 15 yr. girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.