Women over 30!

....to all Women who are over 30!!!

Written by Andy Rooney
from CBS 60 Minutes

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age,

I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle

of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?".

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do.
And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough

to be assured in who she is, what she is,

what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 30 give a damn

what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified.

They seldom have a screaming match with you

at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it,

they won't hesitate to shoot you,

if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance

to introduce you to her women friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore

even her best friend

because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted

to her friends because she knows

her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins

to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.

This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,

a woman over 30 is far sexier

than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk

if you are acting like one!

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart,

well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,

there is a bald,

paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself

with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.....Andy Rooney

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For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow

when you can get the milk for free".

Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire Pig,

just to get a little sausage...