Who Understands MEN?

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,
have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think we are only
after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,
are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when
we take the initiative.

NOW.....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them
in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.