BEER better than WOMAN !

15 Reasons why a BEER is better than a WOMAN !

1. A Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.
2. When you go to a Bar you know you can always
pick up a Beer.
3. A Beer won't get upset if you come home
and have Beer on your breath.
4. You dont have to wine and dine a Beer.
5. If you pour a Beer right you 'll always get good head.
6. (Beer) Hangovers go away.
7. When you're finished with a Beer,
the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8. You don't have to wash a Beer before it tastes good.
9. A Beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a Beer with your friends.
11. Beer is always wet!
12. You also know you're the first one to pop a Beer.
13. A frigid Beer is a good Beer.
14. You can have more than one Beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy a Beer all month long.