SEARCHING FOR INNNER PEACE
To achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and,
before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins,
the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.
Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.