A place where Parents pay and children play
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters..
Future tense of Marriage.
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
An art of transferring information from the notes
of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either"
The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece
A place where success comes before work
A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on
A banker provided by nature
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after
A person who holds your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
Books, which people praise,
but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get
to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise