Saturday, November 29, 2008

SIXTEEN THINGS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:




SIXTEEN THINGS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:

1. Never, under any circumstances, 
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, 
the reason why the human race has not achieved, 
and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you 
almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear 
and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even 
remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you 
can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other 
people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, 
regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status 
or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, 
we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. 
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Note: For no. 13, one could add to waiter/waitress - labourer, 
worker, servant, maid, gardener, mechanic, sales person, cashier, beggar, driver, helper, etc.

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. 
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. 
A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, 
and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them 
until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY 

There is more money being spent on breast implants and 
Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. 
This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly 
population with perky boobs and huge erections 
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.




Sunday, November 16, 2008

Xiu Ming with GrandMa!

video

Great Pics of Grandson Xiu Ming!



Orang Utan adopted by Xiu Ming with WWF!

Rugged Baby in jeans!

with grandpa!

baby reading?....starting young lah!

FLYING Zion!!!


Sunday, November 09, 2008