To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________