Words Women Use
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something" and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.
If a woman is thanking you.
Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Above are for the Men you know and want to help,
or for the Women you know who need a good laugh.
MORE below.......I hope it brightens your Day!
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
The PERFECT WIFE!
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
In short.......she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S