Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Chinese Proverbs

** Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.

** Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

** Man with hand in pocket, a cocky man.

** Man who runs in front of car gets tired,
man who runs behind car get exhausted.

** Man with one chopstick go hungry.

** Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

** Panties not best thing on earth
but next to best thing on earth.

** Man who fight with wife all day
gets no piece at night.

** It takes many nails to build crib;
but one screw to fill it.

** Man who drives like hell bound to get there.

** Man who lives in glass house
should not have enemies.

** Man who lives in glass house
should change clothes in basement.

** Honeymoon should only last six days;
because seven days makes 'hole weak' (whole week).

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