Tuesday, February 19, 2008

LOVE Poems!

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?
"I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Photo Study of Happy Lim by Ah Chan (KK Chan)

Happy CNY Gathering of Old Friends in Ipoh

L to R: Cheah Tong Kim, Happy Lim, nephew Si Heong,
Dato' Cheong Kai Fu, PK Leong + Dr. Ho Boon Chan
Happy Lim with 'Kissing mate' Cheah TK

Auckland University / NZ Mates L to R:

Chan Kok Kuan, Dato' Cheong KF, Happy Lim + Cheah TK

For Old Times Sake...requested by Cheah TK!

Men's answer to Maxine

Men's answer to Maxine
I knew it was going to happen, but just didn't know when.
Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine.


Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!


Have a great day...

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Chinese New Year 2008 Photos

" Loh Sang" at Reunion Dinner

Buffet Dinner on CNY's Eve

Relatives at Reunion Dinner

'Ang Pow' giving time

Happy Ang Pow collecting

Si Boon with the Kids

Happy Si Siew + SuAnn!


Pregnant Husbands!

Birthday Boy Si Heong with No 10 Family

BBQ Dinner on CNY Day

Nikki with Pui San + No 9 Wan

Tai Soh with Dinner Guests

Mr. Lai with Pual + May

Lion Dance on CNY 2nd Day OPEN HOUSE

Lions with Fire Crackers

No 9 KL enjoying performance with Sean + Yusof


PK Leong with Liew + Wife

No 9 KL with Dato' Cheong + Son

Si Siew with Guests

All in the Family!

SuAnn with the Kids

No 3 KY with dinner guests

Happy Maids after a hard days work!

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Chinese New Year 2008




The YEAR of the RAT

YOU and Your Family

The Best of the Best



KL Lim Home



to the
Lim Family Open House

Friday 8 February 2008 * Chinese New Year 2nd Day
Start: 5.00pm onwards


Location: Lim Family Chinese Courtyard House

Address: No 8 Jalan Zain Azraai,
off Jalan Club Golf,

Email: saihor@streamyx.com
Tel No: 605 2541128

Lots of Foods and Drinks c/w Lion Dance and Fireworks!?