TASMANIA VACATION

Group with Paul Gilby at Mount Wellington
looking over Hobart

Scenic Coastline of Tasmania


Group with Philippa on scenic tour


Visit to Port Arthur historic site


At Cradle Mountain National Park


Paul + Meg Gilby House

Why I Like Retirement!!?

And they ask why I like retirement....

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone
who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the
basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back
to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss
work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


How Sweet it is!!!!!!

WELL SAID THAN DONE!

WELL SAID THAN DONE!

SAID ALSO DON'T LISTEN
LISTEN ALSO DON'T UNDERSTAND
NOT UNDERSTAND ALSO DON'T ASK
ASK ALSO DON'T DO
DO ALSO DO WRONG
WRONG ALSO DON'T ADMIT
ADMIT ALSO DON'T CORRECT
CORRECT ALSO NOT HAPPY
NOT HAPPY ALSO DON'T SAY