Friday, June 24, 2005

The sexy Fairy!?

This is hilarious!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle
in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex
perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth
and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release the tension that
restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wednesday, June 15, 2005


1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh,
spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life,
is ourself. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county,
to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them,
at every opportunity.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Holidays at the Cameron Highland * 7-9 June 2005

At beautiful garden of bungalow with the Tassies...
Paul and Meg Gilby. Posted by Hello

Breakfast at Bungalow. Posted by Hello

Happy Lim with old pal, Architect Paul Gilby,
a former flatmate in New Zealand. Posted by Hello

At the Falim Bungalow. Posted by Hello

Relaxing in the Garden. Posted by Hello

Jia Yi also relazing! Posted by Hello

Playing with soap bubbles! Posted by Hello

View of the Boh Tea Plantation. Posted by Hello

At Boh Tea House. Posted by Hello

The Climbers! Posted by Hello

We ate these 'Dragon Whiskers'! Posted by Hello

Monday, June 06, 2005

Some Laws!

Here are a few very important laws that one should be aware of:

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox



for Your Thoughtfulness,
Good Wishes, Gifts, Ang Pows,
and most of all...for Your Presence,
making the Wedding of Si Siew & Su-Ann,
a Special One!

KL Lim Home

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Sunday, June 05, 2005

SU-ANN...Welcome To Our Happy LIM HOME!!!

The Happy Couple, SI SIEW and SU-ANN,
arriving Home on their Wedding Day!

Posted by Hello

The New MRS LIM SI SIEW after the "Jum Cha"
at the Happy LIM HOME!

Posted by Hello

Saturday, June 04, 2005

The WEDDING DAY - 4th June 2004

Si Siew preparing for the BIG DAY!!! Posted by Hello

Nervous Groom! Posted by Hello

Si Siew on way to Bride Home. Posted by Hello

Si Siew leaving the Wong Home with Bride. Posted by Hello

Bride and Groom arriving Home for 'Jam Cha'.
Look! Si Siew wearing SOCKS lah!!! Posted by Hello

Jam Cha to 'TaiPak'. Posted by Hello

Jam Cha to 'SeiKoo'. Posted by Hello

Yam Seng with Cousin Si Heong! Posted by Hello

Full House at the Lim Home! Posted by Hello

Nice Food! Posted by Hello