Chinglish!

Chinglish

This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not
construct sentences using numeric, which is
exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10,
he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.
I run until I fall 6 and throw up.
So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.

10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.
Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6.
He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand, I so nice 2 him
but I don't know what he 1.