Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
# 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
# 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
# 7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
# 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
# 5 - Three times a day is possible.
# 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
# 3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
# 2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the # 1 - reason why Golf is better than Sex...
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
In the winter, A bad day in Florida is better
then a good day, almost anywhere else !
"Have A Nice Day"
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