MARRIAGE FUN

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Being married is a wonderful feeling.

It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love
with a personality, but must live with a character.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

All marriages are happy.
It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will
snag a better husband than she managed to do... but
she's certain that her boy will never get as great a
wife as his father did.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone
whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness
and call it love.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
Then he's finished.

Marriage is like a hot bath.
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a violin.
After the music is over,
you still have the strings attached !

Marriage is the only war in which
you sleep with the enemy.