Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place
to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with
'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until
they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy..
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh
and
To the select few women who can handle it!
