Jia Yi also relazing!
Friday, June 10, 2005
Monday, June 06, 2005
Some Laws!
Here are a few very important laws that one should be aware of:
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox
THANK YOU to FAMILY and FRIENDS.
"THANK YOU"
for Your Thoughtfulness,
Good Wishes, Gifts, Ang Pows,
and most of all...for Your Presence,
making the Wedding of Si Siew & Su-Ann,
a Special One!
from
KL Lim Home
Sunday, June 05, 2005
SU-ANN...Welcome To Our Happy LIM HOME!!!
The Happy Couple, SI SIEW and SU-ANN,
arriving Home on their Wedding Day!
Saturday, June 04, 2005
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