Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Posters + Pictures of Malaysian Election 2008























































































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You can watch the Lat cartoons on the election at
URL:

Suaram: Uphold will of the people!

Suaram: Uphold will of the people

[for a better Malaysia!]

Mar 10, 08 2:44pm

As euphoric as the opposition parties must to have denied
Barisan Nasional a two-thirds majority for the first time
in 39 years, the victory must prompt its elected representatives
to work hard for a better nation.

The reminder came from human rights group Suara Rakyat
Malaysia (Suaram), which also told them "to uphold the
will of the people (which includes) rejecting racialised
politics and racism".

"Stamp out corruption and respect economic, social
and cultural rights,"said executive director Yap Swee Seng
in a statement today.

He, however, noted that the conduct of elections is still far from
being clean and fair.

"Election watchdogs have documented various (forms of)
electoral fraud and irregularities ranging from allegations of
rigged electoral rolls and 'phantom' voters to unfair media
access and outright vote buying on polling day," he said.

Suggesting that a royal commission be set up to restore
free and fair elections, he urged elected representatives
from opposition parties to work for reform of the election
system and assured them of backing from Suaram
and other civil society groups.

Suaram also listed several demands:

. Respect and protect the freedom of expression,

assembly and association
. Set up the Independent Police Complaints and

Misconduct Commission
. Uphold the independence of the judiciary
. End the New Economic Policy
. Uphold press freedom
. Ensure gender equality
. Protect the environment


The Barisan Nasional (BN) was mauled in Saturday's
elections, losing its crucial two-thirds majority in
Parliament for the first time since 1969.

Four states were lost to the resurgent opposition,

while PAS increased its grip over Kelantan which
it has ruled since 1990.

Analysts said that voters punished the BN for rising
inflation and its mishandling of race relations.
[+ ALL THE ABOVE ABUSES lah!!!]

URL: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/79550

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

LOVE Poems!

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?
"I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
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MAN'S LOVE POEM
*
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Photo Study of Happy Lim by Ah Chan (KK Chan)









Happy CNY Gathering of Old Friends in Ipoh

L to R: Cheah Tong Kim, Happy Lim, nephew Si Heong,
Dato' Cheong Kai Fu, PK Leong + Dr. Ho Boon Chan
Happy Lim with 'Kissing mate' Cheah TK

Auckland University / NZ Mates L to R:

Chan Kok Kuan, Dato' Cheong KF, Happy Lim + Cheah TK

For Old Times Sake...requested by Cheah TK!

Men's answer to Maxine




Men's answer to Maxine
I knew it was going to happen, but just didn't know when.
Here it is! Men's answer to Maxine.

MAX

Men strike back!


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!


AND MAXINE SAYS.....




Have a great day...

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Chinese New Year 2008 Photos

" Loh Sang" at Reunion Dinner

Buffet Dinner on CNY's Eve

Relatives at Reunion Dinner

'Ang Pow' giving time

Happy Ang Pow collecting

Si Boon with the Kids

Happy Si Siew + SuAnn!

Twins?!

Pregnant Husbands!

Birthday Boy Si Heong with No 10 Family

BBQ Dinner on CNY Day

Nikki with Pui San + No 9 Wan

Tai Soh with Dinner Guests

Mr. Lai with Pual + May

Lion Dance on CNY 2nd Day OPEN HOUSE

Lions with Fire Crackers

No 9 KL enjoying performance with Sean + Yusof

Fireworks!

PK Leong with Liew + Wife

No 9 KL with Dato' Cheong + Son

Si Siew with Guests

All in the Family!

SuAnn with the Kids

No 3 KY with dinner guests

Happy Maids after a hard days work!





Sunday, February 03, 2008

Chinese New Year 2008








To

All RELATIVES + FRIENDS


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MAY
The YEAR of the RAT

Brings
YOU and Your Family


The Best of the Best
in
HEALH, PROSPERITY and WEALTH




"GONG XI FA CAI"



From

KL Lim Home




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WELCOME

to the
Lim Family Open House

on
Friday 8 February 2008 * Chinese New Year 2nd Day
Start: 5.00pm onwards


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Location: Lim Family Chinese Courtyard House

Address: No 8 Jalan Zain Azraai,
off Jalan Club Golf,
IPOH

Email: saihor@streamyx.com
Tel No: 605 2541128



Lots of Foods and Drinks c/w Lion Dance and Fireworks!?


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BE HAPPY!!!