Family Chinese courtyard house in Ipoh.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
After 6 weeks....6 months....6 years
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed,
I can stay up by myself.
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed,
I can stay up by myself.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Ways to say Someone is Stupid!
ways to say someone is stupid.......
1. 'round the bend
2. 52 cards short of a deck, and playing with the jokers.
3. A few beers short of a six-pack.
4. A few clowns short of a circus.
5. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
6. A few fries short of a happy meal.
7. All foam, no beer.
8. All the marbles aren't round.
9. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
10. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
11. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
12. Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
13. Asks to have his/her pizza sliced in 4 pieces because he/she can't eat 8.
14. Belt doesn't go through all the loops.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Book is full of blank pages.
17. Brilliant as a black-hole in space.
18. Brilliant as a burnt-out light bulb.
19. Bubble off of plumb.
20. Cheese slid off of his cracker.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. Christmas tree doesn't have an angel on the top.
23. Cornbread didn't get baked.
24. Couldn't find his/her way out of a wet paper bag.
25. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
26. Dealing with a full deck of jokers.
27. Dealing with a half a deck.
28. Dip stick doesn't quite reach the oil.
29. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
30. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
31. Doesn't have both oars in the water.
32. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
33. Driving with the engine shut off.
34. Dumb as fertilizer, but not as useful.
35. Dumber than a box of hair.
36. Dumber than a box of rocks.
37. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
38. Elevator doesn't reach the top floor.
39. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Florida voter.
40. Forgot to pay the brain bill.
41. From the shallow end of the gene pool.
42. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
43. Gone fishing.
44. Half bubble off.
45. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
46. Has reached the bottom of the heap and is now digging.
47. Having a blond moment.
48. He/she is depriving a village of an idiot.
49. He/she isn't stupid, he/she's ignorantly endowed.
50. High priority recipient when they start brain transplants.
1. 'round the bend
2. 52 cards short of a deck, and playing with the jokers.
3. A few beers short of a six-pack.
4. A few clowns short of a circus.
5. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
6. A few fries short of a happy meal.
7. All foam, no beer.
8. All the marbles aren't round.
9. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
10. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
11. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
12. Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
13. Asks to have his/her pizza sliced in 4 pieces because he/she can't eat 8.
14. Belt doesn't go through all the loops.
15. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
16. Book is full of blank pages.
17. Brilliant as a black-hole in space.
18. Brilliant as a burnt-out light bulb.
19. Bubble off of plumb.
20. Cheese slid off of his cracker.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. Christmas tree doesn't have an angel on the top.
23. Cornbread didn't get baked.
24. Couldn't find his/her way out of a wet paper bag.
25. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
26. Dealing with a full deck of jokers.
27. Dealing with a half a deck.
28. Dip stick doesn't quite reach the oil.
29. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
30. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
31. Doesn't have both oars in the water.
32. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
33. Driving with the engine shut off.
34. Dumb as fertilizer, but not as useful.
35. Dumber than a box of hair.
36. Dumber than a box of rocks.
37. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
38. Elevator doesn't reach the top floor.
39. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Florida voter.
40. Forgot to pay the brain bill.
41. From the shallow end of the gene pool.
42. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
43. Gone fishing.
44. Half bubble off.
45. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
46. Has reached the bottom of the heap and is now digging.
47. Having a blond moment.
48. He/she is depriving a village of an idiot.
49. He/she isn't stupid, he/she's ignorantly endowed.
50. High priority recipient when they start brain transplants.
Monday, March 13, 2006
21st Century!
21st Century...
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
More Photos of the new LIM FAMILY Chinese Courtyard House in Ipoh.
View of front entrance to new Lim Family Courtyard House in Ipoh.
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