Sunday, January 27, 2008

Four Quotes from M Gandhi

four quotes from Gandhi

They are:

Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment,
full effort is full victory.

In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.

Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.

I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it.
I can only teach you not to bow your heads
before any one even at the cost of your life.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Diving Trip to Pulau Weh, Aceh, Indonesia * 15 - 20 Jan 2008

Arrival at Bandar Aceh

Ferry from Aceh to Pulau Weh/Sabang

Leaving on Ferry

Approaching Pulau Weh

Ferry Terminal at Pulau Weh

Scenic view of Pulau Weh

Steffen Dive Centre

with Dive Buddy Vincent Choy

Dive Instructor Steffen Ng

Briefing before dive

Boat ride to divesite

Diver Lim in action underwater

Cleaner shrimp

more shrimps

Sea snake

Lion fish

School of baby catfish

Clown fish

Sciopion/stone fish

nice blue sea

with Mustafar our local friend

Gabang Gabang Resort

resort chalet

Aceh House at Bandar Aceh Muzium

The Bandar Aceh Mosque - only building not destroyed by the 2004 tsunami

Diver Teng at house where boat landed during the tsunami

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Diary of a Man

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I am not able to remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
- "don't" and "stop", unless they are used together.

6. Panties not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. I
f you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus,
it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

19. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",
many men still sleep with their wives !!!

Saturday, January 05, 2008

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways

and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,

we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it,

just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not Acolor.

Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying,

but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,

absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about

unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh...

Friday, January 04, 2008

The Launch of The WALK on the Park

Menara PGRM ready for the Launch on Sunday 30 December 2007

THE WALK Launched by Tan Sri Soong, Chairman of Cempaka Sdn Bhd

Lion Dance after the Launch

THE WALK crowded with visitors

The pretty dancers

The Wushu performers

Fun at the Games Stalls

The Street Market

THE WALK from the Park